1. depressionista:

    a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

    (Source: verylittlebird, via thetomboywithheadphones)

     

  2. butseriouslyy:

    koenisser:

    gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history

    gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive

    gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC

    wat a gently delivered compliment thank u

    (Source: vaxeens, via stuckinthisshithole)

     

  3. put some numbers in my ask

    1. 1: let's have sex
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    11. 11: let's have sex
    12. 12: let's have sex
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    14. 14: let's have sex
    15. 15: let's have sex
     
  4. rosalarian:

    senilesnake:

    thinksquad:

    Cops have been put on notice: Let the cameras roll.

    Camera-shy cops across the city were reminded they can’t legally take action to stop someone from filming them while they’re on the beat, the Daily News has learned. The refresher was provided in a memo the chief of department’s office distributed to all police commands Wednesday.

    “Members of the public are legally allowed to record police interactions,” the memo states. “Intentional interference such as blocking or obstructing cameras or ordering the person to cease constitutes censorship and also violates the First Amendment.”

    Cops can take action if videographers and shutterbugs “interfere with police operations,” the memo notes.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nypd-cops-told-memo-filmed-article-1.1898379

    spread this like wildfire

    when you see abuse, take out your phone and film that shit. 

    Post it on youtube, send it to the news, let the whole world hear about it.

    You don’t have to be any kind of official journalist. Anyone can do this. Never let them tell you differently.

    (via ericfuckingcartman)

     
  5. katiegeewhiz:

    I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

    (Source: neilaglet, via elphabaoftheopera)

     
  6. nowinexile:

    The last words said by Black youth murdered by policemen. 

    (via ericfuckingcartman)

     
  7. cocaine-and-insulin:

    skeetbucket:

    I LOST MY SHIT ONCE I SAW THE WEB

    That last one has got to be my new wallpaper

    (Source: bluedogeyes, via sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord)

     
  8. psyducked:

    bout to take the ride of my life

    (Source: facebook.com, via tyler-rn)

     
  9. al-grave:

    godotal:

    Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

    This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

    (via tyler-rn)

     
  10. marchcouldbedarker:

    I saw the story of Luis Rodriguez going around with the gory image of his dead body and thought his family likely wouldn’t appreciate his likeness posted around after what has been a truly horrific moment in their lives. So, here are the same informative tweets without the images.

    May he rest in peace and may his family have justice.

    (via sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord)

     

  11. destiel-is-music:

    parttimeyoutuber:

    cockyteenblogger:

    i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water

    THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS

    THEY CAN’T GET OUT OF THE WATER

    THEY’RE SHARKS

    I LAUGHED SO LOUDLY AT THIS OMFG 

    (via sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord)

     

  12. idreamofdrumcorps:

    Color guard is such a weird thing. Like, who was the first person who was like, “You know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna take a bunch of fourteen year old girls and teach them to throw guns in the air.”

    And then you know they had to have one friend off to the side going, “Nah, son. That’s easy shit. You gotta give ‘em swords.

    (Source: colorguardianofthegalaxy, via sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord)

     
  13. dreamerofderse:

    dreamerofderse:

    oh this is gonna be good

    I was not disappointed 

    (via deatththekidd)

     

  14. If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

    (Source: brobecks, via tyler-rn)

     
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