1. tresantes:

    fruit salad 

    *deep voice* yummy yummy

    (via hi)

     

  2. thankyouforthedildos:

    It’s so hot the tiny metal pieces on my shoes burned me you can’t trust anything in Texas.

    (via skyeisnotblue)

     

  3. yourehidingfrommenow:

    domdean:

    cuntakinte:

    I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

    I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

    you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

    (via maj0rl-ague)

     

  4. "I think I’m losing it—I don’t know what’s happening, what happened, but I look at you, I look at you, and I love you so much. Not because of anything you’ve said, or done, or anything at all. I look at you, and I just love you, and it terrifies me. It terrifies me what I would do for you."
    — Alexandra Bracken, Never Fade (via quotes-shape-us)

    (via maj0rl-ague)

     

  5. babyferaligator:

    WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

    (Source: 420dongsquad, via maj0rl-ague)

     

  6. if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

    (Source: cooldude10000million, via maj0rl-ague)

     

  7. "When someone makes you the happiest person and the saddest person at the same time, that’s when it’s real. That’s when it’s worth something."
    — Unknown  (via suspend)

    (Source: your-daisyfreshgirl, via maj0rl-ague)

     
  8. awkwardnaked:

    laurenhooper:

    babyitsasweetlife:

    Goals

    Fucking reblog forever

    Goals

    (Source: b0mbshell101, via maj0rl-ague)

     
  9. sarahseeandersen:

    I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

    (via skyeisnotblue)

     

  10. amoying:

    looking out for your significant other like

    image

    (Source: amoying, via skyeisnotblue)

     
  11. swagitsune:

    I can’t stop making these.

    (via skyeisnotblue)

     
  12. swagitsune:

    I’m bored.

    (via skyeisnotblue)

     

  13. iguanamouth:

    "what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*

    (via skyeisnotblue)

     
  14. drunktrophywife:

    Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

    (Source: -annoying, via skyeisnotblue)

     
  15. realitytvgifs:

    the only sport you’ll see me playing

    (Source: brokegifs, via sex-lies-and-bowtiez)