1. dutchster:

    i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

    (via thetomboywithheadphones)

     
  2. Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.

    I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

    (Source: wikingvinning, via mediocre-satan)

     

  3. deanbennie:

    finding a new favorite character like

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    (Source: shinjidub, via thetomboywithheadphones)

     

  4. Anonymous said: Post a pic of your cum in your hand

    corpish:

     
  5. comic-chick:

    hipnerd:

    This is the same man.

    I think about this a lot.

    (via thetomboywithheadphones)

     

  6. itsjustsatanthings:

    cumber-bitches:

    caswantsdeansassbutt:

    cumber-bitches:

    cumber-bitches:

    I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

    omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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    In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

    polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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    (via thetomboywithheadphones)

     
  7. mysticmoonhigh:

    rubee:

    what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

    You clearly don’t own a cat

    (via thetomboywithheadphones)

     
  8. truezodiacfact:

    We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

    (via mediocre-satan)

     

  9. lotolle:

    typette:

    doujinsushi:

    when I was younger I used to watch Winnie the Pooh all the time and everytime I saw pooh eating honey I was always like “mmmm that looks good” so imagine my disappointment when I saw honey for the first time. Pooh is eating like nacho cheese lookin honey he had me excited for nothing

    no, bro. Pooh is eating raw, unpasteurized honey. Like this:

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    godlike

    Oh my God. I’ve literally thought this my entire life. 

    (via mediocre-satan)

     
  10. gluttonforpunsihment:

    particularscarf:

    search-the-castle:

    quadrants:

    nitwitsandthingamabobs:

    shinichiwinchester:

    lonely—mountain:

    ridiculousinpiccadilly:

    gallifrey-feels:

    lizrrd-queen:

    satanslittlebuttercup:

    *nearby lesbian laughter*

    *muffled asexual snickering*

    *conflicted pansexual noises*

    *moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

    HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

    Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

    Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

    Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

    Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

    *asexual snickering increases in volume*

    (via skyeisnotblue)

     
  11. godotal:

    omgbuglen:

    How to use sand to freak people out

    Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

    (via mediocre-satan)

     

  12. randomingoftherandomness:

    shubbabang:

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    i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

    dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

    (via mediocre-satan)

     

  13. Anonymous said: How did you lose you virginity?

    rickymartinofficial:

    i had sex

     
  14. dearestpurplelover:

    STOP THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT AND SUBTLE FORESHADOWING

    LIKE THAT LINE SLIPS PAST US BECAUSE WE THINK HE’S KIDDING AROUND BUT IN ACTUALITY

    HE WAS USING HER THE ENTIRE TIME AND HE KNEW IT

    (Source: elsa-snowqueen, via im-your-favorite-actor-and-i)

     
  15. corrwill:

    ouijasexting:

    im fucking crYIN G omfg

    I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

    (Source: exoergic, via mediocre-satan)